Marry me!

Marry me!

Born and Raised

is now on iTunes. Jamming out now.

I am José Mourinho, and you hate me because you must

afootballreport:

“It is not normal to sell an image of perfection, because at the end of the day nobody is perfect.” - José. May 6, 2012.

You won’t know why I said it. Lots of people think they know me - that they have the measure of me. None of them do, they say it is something in my character, the impulse that drives me - then two weeks later it will be that I’m such a devious planner and that it’s all mind games. You can’t get your stories straight because it really doesn’t have anything to do with me, this perception of yours. It has everything to do with what you want, and what you need.

Is it some sort of surprise that these things come out of me? You all want football to be a narrative, a story with all the component parts. You want characters: some to cheer and others to shout down. It was the television that did this - the same place you could watch The Lone Ranger became the same place your football lives. Therefore, all the plotlines have to be easy for you, so I make them easy: you’re either with me or against me.

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Nothing changed, but everything happened

inventfootball:

As the matches kicked off, City were first; United were second; Arsenal were third; Tottenham were fourth; Newcastle were fifth; Liverpool were below Everton; QPR were safe; and Bolton were in the final relegation place. By the final whistles across the country, nothing had changed, but everything had happened.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

inventfootball:

All I Want is GOALS by the Timbers Army (this one’s for the Beastie boys. RIP MCA. via KCKRS)

nevver:

Every Major’s Terrible [more]

XKCD is written by a CNU grad. But you probably already knew that thanks to your CS degree!

nevver:

Every Major’s Terrible [more]

XKCD is written by a CNU grad. But you probably already knew that thanks to your CS degree!

inventfootball:

San Iker.

inventfootball:

San Iker.

Not always a bad thing

A few words of advice from Ace…

A few words of advice from Ace…

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I like this song a lot.